I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.
~ Kathy Bryson
This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!
Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.
I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend’s house.
This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.
Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.
You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.
Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?
Elvis is the soul of discretion.
Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!
I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.
I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!
He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?
