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He has spent weeks on the pristine, frosty shore of Lake Baikal in Siberia. He has drunk himself stupid in the fairy-tale blood brothels of old Dubrovnik, lounged in red-smoke dens in Laos, enjoyed the New York blackout of 1977, and more recently, feasted on Vegas showgirls in the Dean Martin suite at the Bellagio. He has watched Hindu abstainers wash away their sins in the Ganges, danced a midnight tango on a boulevard in Buenos Aires, and bitten into a faux geisha under the shade of a shogun pavilion in Kyoto.

~ Matt Haig

Matt Haig Paranormal Vampire

Everyone represses everything. Do you think any of these normal human beings really do exactly what they want to do all the time? 'Course not. It's just the same. We're middle-class and we're British. Repression is in our veins.

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Matt Haig Repression Vampires

Be proud to act like a normal human being. Keep daylight hours, get a regular job, and mix in the company of people with a fixed sense of right and wrong.

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Matt Haig The Abstainer S Handbook Vampires

Flowers, after love, must have been the best advert planet Earth had going for it.

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Matt Haig Earth Flowers Love

I couldn't believe it. I had broken the law simply by not wearing clothes.

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Matt Haig Crime Nudity

That is what the taste of blood does. It takes away the gap between thought and action.To think is to do. There is no unlived life inside you as the air speeds past your body, as you look down at the dreary villages and market towns...

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Matt Haig Blood Vampire

Humans, as a rule, don't like mad people unless they are good at painting, and only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode. Basically, the key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping on the right kind of grass.

~ Matt Haig

Matt Haig Humans Madness

Now, consider this.  A human life is on average 80 Earth years or around 30,000 Earth days. Which means they are born, they make some friends, eat a few meals, they get married, or they don’t get married, have a child or two, or not, drink a few thousand glasses of wine, have sexual intercourse a few times, discover a lump somewhere, feel a bit of regret, wonder where all the time went, know they should have done it differently, realise they would have done it the same, and then they die. Into the great black nothing. Out of space. Out of time. The most trivial of trivial zeroes. And that’s it, the full caboodle. All confined to the same mediocre planet.

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Matt Haig Death Humans Life

The best way to think of the ageing process in relation to a human face is to imagine a map of an area of innocent land which slowly becomes a city with many long and winding routes.

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Matt Haig Humans

The next day I had a hangover.I realised that if getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.

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Matt Haig Humans

Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We’re a late-night piss in the toilet, that’s all we are.

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Matt Haig Humans

There is no standard normal. Normal is subjective. There are seven billion versions of normal on this planet.

~ Matt Haig

Matt Haig Life Mental Health Mental Illness

Misery, like yoga, is not a competitive sport

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Matt Haig Mental Health Yoga

And for three weeks I was trapped in my own mind again. But this time, I had weapons. One of them, maybe the most important, was this knowledge: I have been ill before, then well again. Wellness is possible.

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Matt Haig Mental Health Reasons To Stay Alive

Laughter, I realized, was the reverberating sound of a truth hitting a lie.

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Matt Haig Laughter

How to stop time: kiss.How to travel in time: read.How to escape time: music.How to feel time: write.How to release time: breathe.

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Matt Haig Inspirational Living

It was, of course, another test. Everything in human life was a test. That was why they all looked so stressed out.

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Matt Haig Stress

People joke, in our field, about Pythagoras and his religious cult based on perfect geometry and other abstract mathematical forms, but if we are going to have religion at all then a religion of mathematics seems ideal, because if God exists then what is He but a mathematician?

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Matt Haig God Mathematics Religion

I think maths is the root of everything. If we understood every area of math, it would lead to improving our sense of science, physics, engineering, space travel... all those great things. Maths is a backbone for it.

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Matt Haig Travel Science Great

I think Father Christmas is real because the belief is real. The belief becomes the reality.

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Matt Haig Father Reality Belief

If you took away all pain, if everyone lived forever, everything would be bland, flat and boring; there would be no reason for art, music, newspapers, love because we would all be in a mono state of happiness.

~ Matt Haig

Matt Haig Love Happiness Art

Parents can only do what they think is best, with the experience they have. The learning curve for every parent is that there's a limit to how much they can shield children from.

~ Matt Haig

Matt Haig Children Best Experience

I'd love for mental illness to be seen in the way that other horrible illnesses are. When people get cancer, very few parents will say, 'Oh I feel so bad for giving you so much unhealthy food over the years.'

~ Matt Haig

Matt Haig Love Parents Giving

If you sell the film rights to your book, it doesn't mean there will be a film. I have sold the rights to five books and had zero films made. Take the money and be thankful.

~ Matt Haig

Matt Haig Money Book Be Thankful

Books should be right up there with exercise and diet as something that don't just entertain us but heal us. They tell us we are not alone and fix the pieces of us that can be shattered by reality. They are teachers, and they are friends, and we should never contemplate a world - or a life - without them.

~ Matt Haig

Matt Haig Life Friends Alone

We need, ultimately, to be able to view mental health with the same clear-headedness we show when talking about physical health.

~ Matt Haig

Matt Haig View Mental Health Mental

There aren't any fences to the imagination, and so there shouldn't be any for books.

~ Matt Haig

Matt Haig Books Any Fences
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