“ You know, you’re kind of a badass.” “Please, if I had balls they’d be bigger than yours. ”
I underestimated your laziness.” “It’s pronounced intelligence, Kirk.
~ Abria Mattina
Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?
You have a certain charm, believe it or not. That, and you feed me.
I solved world hunger.” “Yeah, right.” “Oh, ye of little faith.” “You realize that solving world hunger would mean you’d be doing something good for a change?” “Ah, but there’s the kicker: I destroyed my solutions.” He finally looks away from the window and gives me this cocky smirk. “Malevolence 101, Kirk.
