“ My humor is traced with dark - I've got dark patches all over the place. ”
When you use more than 3-5% of your brain, you don't want to be on Earth!-Bob Diamond, Interdimensional Attorney, from the Albert Brooks' movie, Defending Your Life
~ Albert Brooks
If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.
I can't not put humor in a book.
Basically, I still have the privacy that all celebrities crave, except for those celebrities who feel that privacy reflects some kind of failure on their part.
