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“ Ray snorted. Yeah, the air right around where the boat was parked is absolutely full of shit. Like the devil blew his nose all over it.That's a pretty picture, Ray. ”

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As a demigod - Fen cleared his throat - I am flush with power. My power can be transformed into the kind of energy you need to feed. As he spoke, his eyes sparked with something feral that sent shivers racing down my spine. It can happen from touch, kissing, but the greatest source is during the act of... Ohmygodsinheaven. Sex? Are you referring to sex?... My power becomes concentrated for... a very brief moment. It's all about the transfer of energy from one body to another. He looked wildly uncomfortable. All who live in Asgard know this already. I've never had to explain it to someone. His semen packs a punch?

~ Amanda Carlson

I sighed. Would it be too much to ask that Asgard be peaceful? Made up of big, fluffy clouds, serenity, and lots of hot yoga?

~ Amanda Carlson

I never thought my life would end like this. Being hunted by mythological creatures in my pajamas. Honestly, it never entered my mind.

~ Amanda Carlson

CA-CAW. CA-CAW. I shrieked and hit the floor. Okay, maybe I needed a little protecting. Use your spear, Ingrid! I gestured wildly at the ornate weapon. That bird is not going back out that window without a fight. Hurry, before it pecks us to death! Instead of impaling the flying beast with her spear, Ingrid chuckled warmly. Huggie, it's nice to see you again.--- If they get to you before I can get you to the Valkyrie stronghold, you'll either be killed or tossed into one of the Nine Worlds quicker than you can say, 'Odin's my dad.

~ Amanda Carlson