“ Let’s dispense with the preliminary round of ‘will we or won’t we’ so we can get down to the when will we. ”
Naked. Waiting. Go.
~ Amanda Usen
He picked the one Cinderella on earth who would smash the glass slipper and cut off a few toes to keep Prince Charming from finding her.
She’d set herself up to fail. On purpose. In the most basic way a woman can. I shaved my bikini line and wore my best underwear.
Until that night, she’d categorized multiple orgasms with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking.