Ben Fountain said this quote
“ But I am scared. Everybody's scared.You know what I mean, like scared scared. Like coward scared, like if you never went to begin with. But with everything you've done nobody's going to doubt you. Then she made a somewhat frantic speech about a website she found that listed how certain people had avoided Vietnam. Cheney, Four education deferments, then a hardship 3-A. Limbaugh,4-F thanks to a cyst on his ass. Pat Buchanan, 4-F. Newt Gingrich, grad school deferment. Karl Rove, did not serve. Bill O'Reilly, did not serve. John Ashcroft, did not serve. Bush, AWOL from the Air National Guard, with a check mark in the do not volunteer box as to service overseas.You see where I'm going with this?'Well, yeah.I'm just saying, those people want a war so bad, they can fight it themselves. Billy Lynn's done his part. ”