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“ If we were in a spreadsheet, we'd be in different columns. She'd be under uptight/nerdy/homely girls, and he'd be under badass men with bodies of..um..Navy SEALS. He grunted. Just so you know, I hate spreadsheets with a hot, burning passion. ”

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Nothing woke up a man as quickly in the morning as a scorpion in his pants.

~ Dana Marton

Murph took his shot and dropped the bastard right out of the tree. then he stood. I'm an American soldier, you son of a bitch.

~ Dana Marton

Outrage steamed her brain. I've waited three days... Do you know what day it is? He gave a one-sided shrug, his massive shoulder muscles shifting. Who has time to check the calendar when people are shooting at you and snakes are biting you in the ass?

~ Dana Marton

No matter what her father wanted, no way was Clara going to partner up with Light Walker. He'd suggested a tarantula for a snack, for heaven's sake. The were never, ever, ever going to work together.

~ Dana Marton