Dana Marton said this quote

The man's gaze hesitated on the four-inch cut on Joe's left cheek, courtesy of the log that had slapped him in the face on the river. With twenty-some stitches sticking out, the wound looked like a giant red caterpillar was crawling across Joe's face. Well, that'll disappoint the ladies. But then the captain grunted. Never mind. With you, they'll probably like it, think it's all manly. He peered behind Joe. Anyone naked in there? Joe stepped aside. I'm having an off morning.