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“ Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. ”

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They have no discipline. They’ll still need us.” “Ha!” said Postel. “No discipline? Behold!!!! My cat has written a book! ...And she's published! — Amok 2015

~ Fred Barnett

...causing her eyes to bulge and her tongue to flick from behind her luscious lips, scaring away insects. — Amok 2015

~ Fred Barnett

Grrrrowpt.” said dead Penelope. Dead Huthbert nodded, and hugged her. She moved his dusty hand from her dusty ass. — BATS 2015

~ Fred Barnett

Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn’t lazy. She was actually dead. — Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett