“ I've had great success being a total idiot. ”
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.
~ Jerry Lewis
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.
