Jimmy Breslin said this quote

Life never was long enough to provide time for enemies. Nor is it long enough for people who bore me, or for me to stand around boring and antagonizing others, or for all of us, the others and me, to get into these half-friendly, half-sour fender-bumpings of egos and personalities and ideas, a process which turns a day into a contest when it really should be a series of hours serving your pleasure.

~ Jimmy Breslin

I'm on my high school football team and MUST show how much I know.

~ Jimmy Breslin

The office of the president is such a bastardized thing half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.

~ Jimmy Breslin