“ There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty. ”
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
~ Joe E. Lewis
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
