Joshua Edward Smith said this quote

A marriage takes work. You have to constantly put energy into it to keep it from falling apart. Going nowhere takes energy. Stability isn't what you get when you do nothing. It's what you can hope to achieve when you work hard.

~ Joshua Edward Smith

I'm just so tired of life being something that happens to me. That's not how it's supposed to work. I'm supposed to make my own life.

~ Joshua Edward Smith

Anything can happen, Pet. If there's one thing for certain, it's that nothing is for certain.

~ Joshua Edward Smith

Sir always had a thing for calves. They were soft and smooth, like all skin on a woman. But the calf flesh was backed by muscle, so there was a firmness you wouldn't find at the hips, say, or in the small of the back. But it wasn't boney like the front of the leg. No, the calf was pretty much the closest thing to the perfection of breast tissue you could touch on a woman without getting your hand slapped away.

~ Joshua Edward Smith