“ I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. ”
My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'
~ Les Dawson
In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet.
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.
I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.
