“ If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents. ”
A bachelor is a man who can take a nap on top of a bedspread.
~ Marcelene Cox
The way to achieve happiness is to have a high standard for yourself and a medium one for everyone else.
Too often in ironing out trouble someone gets scorched.
No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent.