“ The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one. ”
Why don't you get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.