“ Do you know why they call me the Count? Because I love to count! Ah-ha ”
He watched his feet, the only things that were keeping him from finding out if there really was a Kingdom of Heaven or not.
~ Richard Bachman
He wondered how far his legs would carry him on their own - how long before his brain took over them and began punishing them, making them work past any sane limit, to keep a bullet from crashing into its own bony cradle.
Mr. Grace sounded like a very small child, helpless, hopeless. I had made him fuck himself with his own big tool, like one of those weird experiences you read about in the Penthouse Forum. I had taken off his witch doctor's mask and made him human. But I didn't hold it against him. To err is only human, but it's divine to forgive. I believe that sincerely.
The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing.
