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“ You pay a whore to make you feel like a man, you fund a philharmonic to make yourself feel like a refined man. ”

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Judging by your face, the what-the-fuck nodes in your cerebral cortex must be a real light show.

~ Sam Lipsyte

I'm finding that the older I get, it's not that I learn new things, it's more like I find out how much of what I know is common knowledge.

~ Sam Lipsyte

How much I'd always envied the tight life of voles. The hidey hole was happiness.

~ Sam Lipsyte

We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.

~ Sam Lipsyte