“ Is this what Principal Fontana meant by the phrase 'well-rounded'?It’s fucking spherical, Catamounts. ”
Judging by your face, the what-the-fuck nodes in your cerebral cortex must be a real light show.
~ Sam Lipsyte
I'm finding that the older I get, it's not that I learn new things, it's more like I find out how much of what I know is common knowledge.
How much I'd always envied the tight life of voles. The hidey hole was happiness.
We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.