“ What could possibly go wrong with faking love with a stranger on national TV? ”
Pray to whatever you believe in that they don't send the snakes.
~ Zoe Forward
It sucks. I think you'd make a pretty snake woman, but I'm not really into that kind of girl. Those pointy teeth and slitted nose. Their mindless need to kill... He shuddered.
I'd like to see you dance around a caldron naked.
So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?
