The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.
~ Alexander Woollcott
All the things I really like to do are either immoral illegal or fattening.
A hick town is one in which there is no place to go where you shouldn't be.
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
