The tanned appearance of many New Englanders is not sunburn - it is rust.
~ Anonymous
After years of mocking L.A. for its smog the people of Denver are now coughing out of the other side of their mouths.
L.A. bumper sticker: Keep honking - I'm reloading.
Miami bumper sticker: My horn is broken-so watch for my finger.
A small town is usually divided by a railroad a main street two churches and a lot of opinions.
texan starting eternity: I never dreamed heaven would be so much like Texas. companion: Who said this was heaven?
Take a perfect day add six hours of rain and fog and you have instant London.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
What a man believes he will die for. What a man merely thinks he will change his mind about.
If you are ashamed to stand by your colors you had better seek another flag.
Respectability: the offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.
If you have no will to change it you have no right to criticize it.
Who never caused others to die Seldom rates a statue.
Death is terrible to Cicero desirable to Cato and indifferent to Socrates.
Some days the dragon wins.
Sadness and gladness succeed each other.
The secret of patience ... to do something else in the meantime.
He who forecasts all perils will never sail the sea.
I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.
Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.
According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.
Everybody should believe in something I believe I'll have another drink.
Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses.
I'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.
Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.
No one in this world needs a mink coat but a mink.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores.
Failure is not in losing but in no longer believing that winning is worthwhile.
A mistake is not a failure but evidence that someone tried to do something.
Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgment.
Failure is not sweet but it need not be bitter.
Faith sees the invisible believes the incredible and receives the impossible.
Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. And lo no one was there.
If life is a comedy to him who thinks and a tragedy to him who feels it is a victory to him who believes.
The will of God will not take you where the grace of God cannot keep you.
Faith is verification by the heart confession by the tongue action by the limbs.
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety or by the handle of faith.
For the believer there is no question for the non-believer there is no answer.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
