Anonymous Quotes

Friendship admits of differences of character as love does that of sex.

~ Anonymous

The rich know not who is his friend.

~ Anonymous

A friend is never known till a man has need.

~ Anonymous

The first step is the hardest.

~ Anonymous

Every beginning is hard.

~ Anonymous

If you don't place your foot on the rope you'll never cross the chasm.

~ Anonymous

If a man wants his dreams to come true he must wake them up.

~ Anonymous

A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.

~ Anonymous

Performance releases pressure.

~ Anonymous

He who would do good to another must do it in minute particulars.

~ Anonymous

At certain times of grave national stress when that rag-bag called the British Constitution is in grave danger of coming unstuck thank heaven for the big safety-pin at the top that keeps it together.

~ Anonymous

Hell is truth seen too late.

~ Anonymous

Kindness is the ability to love people more than they deserve.

~ Anonymous

A little help is worth a great deal of pity.

~ Anonymous

You cannot always have happiness but you can always give happiness.

~ Anonymous

I was hungered and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger and ye took me in: I was naked and ye clothed me: I was sick and ye visited me: I was in prison and ye came unto me.

~ Anonymous

It was only a sunny smile And little it cost in the giving. But like morning light it scattered the night And made the day worth living.

~ Anonymous

Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed ... I have often tried this method and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.

~ Anonymous

The smartest thing I ever said was Help Me!

~ Anonymous

The past is a foreign country they do things differently there.

~ Anonymous

Each man is his own absolute lawgiver and dispenser of glory or gloom to himself the maker of his life his reward his punishment.

~ Anonymous

Wit is far more often a shield than a lance.

~ Anonymous

He who laughs lasts.

~ Anonymous

When the 30-year-old lawyer died he said to St. Peter How can you do this to me? - a heart attack at my age? I'm only 30. Replied St. Peter: When we looked at your total hours billed we figured you were 95.

~ Anonymous

Any fool can make a rule and every fool will mind it.

~ Anonymous

The law locks up both man and woman Who steals the goose from off the common But lets the great felon loose Who steals the common from the goose.

~ Anonymous

Liberty is always unfinished business.

~ Anonymous

For my family to go on living the way they are living now I can't just die. I've got to die accidentally.

~ Anonymous

He wasn't one who wanted to look back on his life and say I wish I spent more time in the office.

~ Anonymous

Being of sound mind I spent every cent I ever had.

~ Anonymous

If you don't go to people's funerals they won't come to yours.

~ Anonymous

Definition of a bridegroom: A man who is amazed at the outcome of what he thought was a harmless little flirtation.

~ Anonymous

Before criticizing your wife's faults remember that they may have prevented her from getting a better husband.

~ Anonymous

When you see a married couple coming down the street the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one who's mad.

~ Anonymous

It's not that I'm too particular. It's just that I'm going to wait for Dr. Right.

~ Anonymous

I don't like being best man at a wedding 'cause there's no way to prove it.

~ Anonymous

Definition of a bachelor: A man who likes to invite girls over for a Scotch and sofa.

~ Anonymous

No woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

~ Anonymous

The last word in an argument is what a wife has. Anything a husband says after that is the beginning of another argument.

~ Anonymous

He loved her for what she was - rich. He worshiped the ground her family struck oil on.

~ Anonymous