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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world and that's not just my opinion - it's hers.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

Arguing with my wife is like this: I came! I saw! I concurred!

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

They were married for better or worse. He couldn't have done better and she couldn't have done worse.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

When my wife was asked Do you take this man for richer or poorer . . . she answered For richer.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

The man who boasts he never made a mistake is often married to the woman who did.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

So you want to become my son-in-law. Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

This is a perfect pair - he's a hypochondriac and she's a pill.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

Keeping a secret from my wife is like trying to smuggle daylight past a rooster. Annoyed wife to husband: Can't you just say we've been married twenty-four years instead of almost a quarter of a century?

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

You might try doing what my folks did. Twice a week they would go out for a special meal. . . with wine good food and soft lighting. Dad took Tuesday and Mom took Thursday.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

He had a great sound system - but he didn't know much about fidelity.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

After our honeymoon I felt like a new man. She said she did too.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first divorced me and the second won't.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

For their last anniversary she gave him a set of luggage - packed.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

I remember when I got married. I remember where I got married. But for the life of me I can't remember why I got married.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

Not all of his relationships were meant to end . . . Once he sent a postcard and inadvertently wrote Wish you were her.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

Going shopping with your husband is like his going fishing with the game warden.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Love Marriage

To cure sometimes to relieve often to comfort always.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Medicine Sickness

A man is never so weak as when a woman is telling him how strong he is.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Men Women

Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Men Women

Outside every thin girl is a fat man trying to get in.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Men Women

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Mistakes Blunders

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day like those of a baseball player.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Mistakes Blunders

Even moderation ought not to be practised to excess.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Morality Ethics

Definition of Father's Day: Same as Mother's Day but you don't spend as much.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Mothers Fathers

My folks refused to have more than four children after reading that every fifth child born in the world is Chinese.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Mothers Fathers

Every small boy wonders why his father didn't go into the ice cream business.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Mothers Fathers

Dad named his first ulcer after me.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Mothers Fathers

MOTHER TO TEENAGER ON SUNDAY MORNING: I believe I heard the clock strike one when you came in last night. teen: Well I know how much you need your sleep so it was going to strike ten but I stopped it at one chime.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Mothers Fathers

I hope I look as good as my mother does when I reach the age she says she isn't.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Mothers Fathers

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it there is no other.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Pressure Diamonds

A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Pressure Diamonds

We rate ability in men by what they finish not by what they begin.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Pressure Diamonds

The race is not always to the swift but to those who keep on running.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Pressure Diamonds

It's the steady constant driving to the goal for which you're striving not the speed with which you travel that will make your victory sure.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Pressure Diamonds

I'm not there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Pressure Diamonds

If something is boring after two minutes try it for four. If still boring try for eight sixteen thirty-two and so on. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring but very interesting.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Pressure Diamonds
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