Anonymous Quotes

Peace is not the absence of conflict but the presence of God no matter what the conflict.

~ Anonymous

One of Wordsworth's Lake District neighbours remarked upon hearing of the poet's death I suppose his son will carry on the business.

~ Anonymous

Experience is the one thing you have plenty of when you're too old to get the job.

~ Anonymous

Downsizing means you're about to become the guest of honor at a going-away party.

~ Anonymous

Professional life is like a fire hydrant. You spend all of your time putting out fires and standing your ground against the big dogs.

~ Anonymous

I left journalism because I met too many interesting people at an uninteresting salary.

~ Anonymous

A specialist is a person who knows very much about very little and continues to learn more and more about less and less until eventually he knows practically everything about almost nothing at all.

~ Anonymous

Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.

~ Anonymous

A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl - and work like a dog.

~ Anonymous

Before I started working here I drank smoked and used bad language. Thanks to this job I now have good reason.

~ Anonymous

He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.

~ Anonymous

Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.

~ Anonymous

Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.

~ Anonymous

His shortcoming is his long staying.

~ Anonymous

If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.

~ Anonymous

There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.

~ Anonymous

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

~ Anonymous

Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.

~ Anonymous

He'd give the devil ulcers.

~ Anonymous

Life guarantees a chance-not a fair shake.

~ Anonymous

To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.

~ Anonymous

Results are what you expect consequences are what you get.

~ Anonymous

To expect life to be tailored to our specifications is to invite frustration.

~ Anonymous

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible ask him to dribble a football.

~ Anonymous

So often we search out the impossible and then throw ourselves into trying to do it.

~ Anonymous

To dream too much of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.

~ Anonymous

Luck is good planning carefully executed.

~ Anonymous

Retirement: Twice as much husband half as much pay.

~ Anonymous

Our boss has been so successful he deserves to retire so that he can spend more time . . . with his servants.

~ Anonymous

Since our boss will be retiring soon it's been suggested that we give him a little momentum.

~ Anonymous

A good example is the best sermon.

~ Anonymous

If you really do put a small value upon yourself rest assured that the world will not raise your price.

~ Anonymous

Spirituality is ... the awareness that survival is the savage fight between you and yourself.

~ Anonymous

To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.

~ Anonymous

To love others we must first learn to love ourselves.

~ Anonymous

Anger is only one letter short of danger.

~ Anonymous

Self-searching is the means by which we bring new vision action and grace to bear upon the dark and negative side of our natures. With it comes the development of that kind of humility that makes it possible for us to receive God's help. ... We find that bit by bit we can discard the old life-the one that did not work-for a new life that can and does work under conditions whatever.

~ Anonymous

Self-pity is one of the most dangerous forms of self-centeredness. It fogs our vision.

~ Anonymous

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

~ Anonymous

The wise don't expect to find life worth living they make it that way.

~ Anonymous