An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need.
~ Shannon L. Alder
Your vile and bitter diatribes only serve to show how vile and bitter you must be.
~ C.s. Woolley
Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.
~ Auliq Ice
We all have sinned so far in our lives and might continue too but still we all love talking about others sins, Elaborating, exaggerating, laughing, commenting, cursing... And we all enjoy it hahaha
~ Honeya
Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the comments about the looks of his painting or remarks that are dreadfully sarcastic, but hearken now! That he who says what others want to hear hasn't said anything of his own.
~ Michael Bassey Johnson
A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.
When the weaver bird flies, nobody talks; when the busy bee flies, no one will make comments... But when a human being begins to fly, you begin to hear talks in the town such as abomination!... where did he get the wings from?. Never mind! Your dreams are your wings, so decide to fly!
~ Israelmore Ayivor
A quote is not a conversation, but an invitation to change your perspective.
...here's what I've learned - people will hurt you, but you don't have to respond - not every mean comment or cruel act deserves to be noticed ...
~ John Geddes
Had she any respect for him at all, his words would've affected her. But no value accompanies comments spewed from the mouth of a brute.
~ Richelle E. Goodrich
Comments outnumber ideas.
~ Austin Kleon
No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
~ Groucho Marx
I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
~ Leo Rosten
One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.
~ Ogden Nash
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.
~ Max Beerbohm
Only two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.
~ Albert Einstein
Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar.
~ Sigmund Freud
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
~ Persian Proverb
The net of the sleeper catches fish.
~ Greek Proverb
There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer.
~ Gertrude Stein
We are the people our parents warned us about.
~ Graffiti
Worthless as wither'd weeds.
~ Emily Brontë
You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
~ George Herbert
Rip van Winkle was lazy.
~ Robert H. Gurney
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
~ Peter Ustinov
A man surprised is half beaten.
~ Thomas Fuller
A nimble sixpence is better than a slow shilling.
~ English Proverb
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
~ Dorothy Parker
Every path has its puddle.
~ Old Saying
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
~ Oscar Levant
Evil spelled backward is live.
Forgetting of a wrong is a mild revenge.
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
~ Ring Lardner
Heat madam! It was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.
~ Sydney Smith
I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus.
I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
~ Jack Benny
I don't know much about being a millionaire but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
I never said I want to be alone. I only said I want to be left alone. There is all the difference.
~ Greta Garbo
In baiting a mousetrap with cheese always leave room for the mouse.
~ Saki
In the ant's house the dew is a flood.
