Bruce Willis Quotes

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

~ Bruce Willis

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

~ Bruce Willis

I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person.

~ Bruce Willis

If you take guns away from legal gun owners, then the only people who would have guns would be the bad guys. Even a pacifist would get violent if someone were trying to kill him or her. You would fight for your life, whatever your beliefs.

~ Bruce Willis