I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
~ Dave Barry
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
