Worries go down better with soup than without.
~ Jewish Proverb
Make sure to send a lazy man for the Angel of Death.
The innkeeper loves the drunkard but not for a son-in-law.
The poor schlemiel is a man who falls on his back and breaks his nose.
Good men need no recommendation and bad men it wouldn't help.
Truth is the safest lie.
A half-truth is a whole lie.
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
An antisemite is a person who hates Jews more than is absolutely necessary.
'For example' is not proof.
Do not make yourself so big. You are not so small.