It pays to be nice. Maybe not right away, but someday.
~ Tom Angleberger
He piled fib on top of lie on top of exaggeration and cemented it all with hyperbole.
A school library is like the Bat Cave: it's a safe fortress in a chaotic world, a source of knowledge and the lair of a superhero. True, the superhero is more likely to be wearing a cardigan than a batsuit, but still...
