Wendy Liebman Quotes

I'm a writer. I write checks. Mostly fiction.

~ Wendy Liebman

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?

~ Wendy Liebman

I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.

~ Wendy Liebman

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.

~ Wendy Liebman

I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.

~ Wendy Liebman

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

~ Wendy Liebman

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

~ Wendy Liebman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

~ Wendy Liebman