Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.
~ Barbara Elsborg
Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.
The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.
That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.
Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?
