Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
~ Jeff Valdez
I've been told that my belly is soft as a fluffy cloud. No one can resist my magical belly. Not even grumpy humans.
~ Yasmine Surovec
Cats – by day the most docile of God’s creatures, every one of them in the night enlisting under the devil’s banner – took the place by storm after the human voice had ceased.
~ W.h. Davies
