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Some people say Earth is the bottom level of Purgatory.' She pointed toward the floor and frowned.'I call it the top floor of Hell.

~ Tara West

Tara West Contemporary Comedy Paranormal Romance

You wish for what's called wooing. This customary game, where the man shows the woman that resistance is impractical, strikes me as quite pointless.

~ Tara West

Tara West Contemporary Comedy Paranormal Romance

Just in front of her lay the Congaree Swamp National Forest. To prove it, a mosquito the size of a kitten landed on her arm and prepared to drill.

~ Sela Carsen

Sela Carsen Contemporary Comedy Paranormal Romance Werewolves Paranormal Romance

I'm twenty-nine, happily single and getting it on a regular basis' I said, enjoying the way their thin lips hung open in an impressive O.'Well I've never,' Jane gasped.'Clearly. You should try it some time. I understand Mr Smith is so vision impaired you might have a shot there.'Their appalled shrieks were music to my ears and I quickly made my escape.

~ Robyn Peterman

Robyn Peterman Contemporary Comedy Paranormal Romance Vampire Romance Vampires

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?

~ Robyn Peterman

Robyn Peterman Contemporary Comedy Paranormal Romance Smoking Vampire Romance

While I had no intention of hooking up with him, I still wanted him to want to hook up with me.It was the principle of the thing, after all.

~ Kimberly Raye

Kimberly Raye Contemporary Comedy Paranormal Romance

I've also been known to cry during MasterCard commercials.

~ Kimberly Raye

Kimberly Raye Contemporary Comedy Paranormal Romance

I could run, too, but my feet hurt. It's tough being a fashion vixen.

~ Kimberly Raye

Kimberly Raye Contemporary Comedy Paranormal Romance

Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it 'holiday gumbo'.

~ Molly Harper

Molly Harper Contemporary Comedy Magic Shifters Vampires Witches

Hubert's wife, Mindy, was a tiny powerhouse of a woman with a halo of wild blond hair and eye makeup so complex it took me a while to locate her pupils. She was clearly the brains of the operation, such as she was.

~ Molly Harper

Molly Harper Contemporary Comedy Magic Shifters Vampires Witches

I held it together for the rest of the drive home but as soon as Kelsey dropped me off I flopped face down on the couch and sobbed like a reality TV star on confessional day.

~ Molly Harper

Molly Harper Contemporary Comedy Contemporary Romance

He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it was done in a condescending tone that made me want to staple his lip to his tie.

~ Molly Harper

Molly Harper Contemporary Comedy Contemporary Romance Romance

If one is going to spend her afternoon singing hymns to the great porcelain goddess, she might as well do it in a really plush ladies room. Stupid fear of public speaking.

~ Molly Harper

Molly Harper Contemporary Comedy Contemporary Romance

Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.

~ Rose Pressey

Rose Pressey Contemporary Comedy Paranormal Vampire

She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork.

~ Rose Pressey

Rose Pressey Contemporary Comedy Paranormal Vampires

This look said I was uncomfortably near some line. Nikos had a lot of lines, all hidden. If you shot a marble in on one side of his personality, instead of coming out the other it would bounce on secret internal walls and shoot out in some unpredictable way. I suspected some of those ways were deadly.

~ Mary Hughes

Mary Hughes Contemporary Comedy Supernatural Romance Vampires

...I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.

~ Molly Harper

Molly Harper Contemporary Comedy Vampires

Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.

~ Molly Harper

Molly Harper Contemporary Comedy Vampires

Annabelle was practically standing on my back. It was like wearing an Annabelle backpack.

~ Rose Pressey

Rose Pressey Contemporary Comedy Ghosts Supernatural Romance
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