With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A quiet woman is a firearm with a silencer.
~ Efrat Cybulkiewicz
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and without warning.
~ Steven Magee
