Show me someone who never gossips and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.
~ Barbara Walters
I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.
~ Nora Ephron
Well-adjusted means you can make the same mistakes over and over again and keep smiling.
~ George Bergman
When someone sings his own praises he always gets the tune too high.
~ Mary Waldrip
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
~ Peter De Vries
I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.
~ Mark Twain
Laugh and the world laughs with you snore and you sleep alone.
~ Katharine Whitehorn
