The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
~ Henny Youngman
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
~ Clint Eastwood
A good marriage is different to a happy marriage.
~ Debra Winger
That's my prescription for a happy marriage - marry someone who doesn't do anything similar to what you do.
~ Maxine Kumin
It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.
~ David Byrne