Perhaps you'd like, you gentle fellow, To hear what I'm prepared to sayOn kinfolk and their implications?Well, here's my view of close relations:They're people whom we're bound to prize, To honor, love, and idolize,And following the old tradition,To visit come the Christmas feast, Or send a wish by mail at least;All other days they've our permission,To quite forget us if they please-So grant them, God, long life and ease!
~ Alexander Pushkin