Shit Happens Quotes

You never knew the last time you were seeing someone. You didn't know when the last argument happened, or the last time you had sex, or the last time you looked into their eyes and thanked God they were in your life.After they were gone?That was all you thought about.Day and night.

~ J.r. Ward

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.

~ Colleen Hoover

Da shit you say!

~ Brian Cook

Well, you may think you have all your ducks in a row, that your life is sorted. You might have the perfect house, the perfect job, the perfect life, nothing to worry about and then something can come along and end all of that in a second. It’s absolutely beyond your control. You can’t plan for unexpected things. And then people start saying, as a way of coping with this latest catastrophe, that it was meant to happen, it was fate. It’s not fate, it’s not some greater force out there. It’s just life and you cannot control life.

~ Garry Crystal

Plans change, Iktomi said. Got a plan that doesn’t require explosives.Are you confident in that? Mangas asked.I’m a god, Iktomi replied. I’m always confident.I’m a human, Mangas thought, and we know shit happens.

~ Brandon Nolta

Don’t get shitty when I treat you as you are, a casual acquaintance

~ Genereux Philip

Didn't Chains tell you about the Golden Theological Principle?The what?The single congruent aspect of every known religion. The one shared, universal assumption about the human condition.What is it?He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in the queue, you can't get out of it, and just when you start to congratulate yourself on surviving your dose of shit, you discover that line is actually circular.

~ Scott Lynch

He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in the queue, you can't get out of it, and just when you start to congratulate yourself on surviving your dose of shit, you discover that the line is actually circular.

~ Scott Lynch

I don't know what happened, but I do know this. It's not going anywhere. When you light up it waits for you to come down. You have to confront whatever's bothering you and look it straight in the eye. It's alright to forgive yourself, and it's okay to fight back, because if you don't kick the shit out of it, then it kicks you. It's a dog world, but you can control it, if you want to. A lot of people are going to try to make you feel like shit, but that doesn't mean you are. You are who you decide to be. I hope you're the kind of person that fights, because that's the only way to win.

~ E.m. Youman

The pessimist reason that things just happen, where the optimist believe that things happen for a reason.

~ Anthony Liccione

The essential truth of life, he was coming to realize, wasn't romantic an took only two words to label: Shit. Happens.

~ J.r. Ward

There is always somebody about to ruin your day, if not your life.

~ Charles Bukowski

Free-will doesn't include shit-happens,unless that's the goal of one's intention.

~ Toba Beta