Few people know this, but I am a trained assassin, skilled in jujitsu and krav maga. I can also, with a few folds, turn an ordinary piece of notebook paper into a lethal weapon. Or I can turn it into a butterfly, which is a great trick when I'm babysitting.I fought a smile. A trained assassin who babysits.Only the Greene twins and only because their family gets every premium channel on the planet.
~ Laurie Halse Anderson