Vampires Quotes

Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly. I was sitting across from a person who enjoyed talking to dead people, and if they wouldn’t talk, then by God, he’d just wake their corpses up instead. Next to him was a moody, chain-smoking vampire who just might be bipolar and smoked like a corncob pipe.

~ J.a. Saare

First of all, I'll tell you who I'm not. I'm not your enemy, so you can put the sharp pointy objects away,' he responded in a light conversational tone, obviously not deterred by my abrasiveness, which only pissed me off more to know he didn't find me to be a threat at all.'Well, first of all, I'll be the judge of that,' I cut him off before he could continue. 'And second of all, I'm not interested in who you're not,' I added.'So you're saying you're interested in who I am?' He gave me a moment to process what he said before a smile broke on his face.My cheeks flamed. 'Hardly. Just interested in whether or not I'll be seeing you around again,' I was seething and beginning to shake with indignation.'So you want to see me again?

~ Alicia Deters

Consider too, how deep the abyss between life and death; across this, my power can build a bridge, but it can never fill up the frightful chasm.

~ Ludwig Tieck

Inviting a goblin to cross your threshold was a recipe for disaster, and certainly worse than doing the same with a vampire. With the latter all you got was a nasty bite, but the company, the extraordinarily good sex and the funny stories more than made up for it—apparently.

~ Jasper Fforde

But he also knew this centurion, this man of honour, would change her…by giving her love…and love was the most powerful force in the universe.

~ Alan Kinross

Bard eyed him like he was manure on her shoes at the same time she did things, like sharpen a wooden stake, something she knew didn't work on him, but that was not her point, even if she was making one.

~ Kristen Ashley

I don't know what Alex did to piss this poisonous cow off, but now I want blood.

~ Cheree Smith

The streetlight forge speech bubbles of illumination in the air. A faint glow from the moon casts eerie shadows behind the dark clouds.

~ Cheree Smith

Was this what humans were really like? They seemed like drooling idiots to me. I was shocked they walk and breathe at the same time?

~ Tara Shuler

Instantly I regretted my decision. It was one of those times when you hear yourself saying something, and it seems like a good idea at the time, but once you blurt it out you can hardly believe it's you speaking. What was I thinking?

~ Tara Shuler

Finally, his whole body burst into flames and as the pain became unbearable, he threw his arms in the air and screamed in agony. In his final moments, the words of the Nazarene echoed through his mind: 'My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?

~ Alan Kinross

I get the feeling you're going to push me to that point and I'm going to have to show you how far I'm willing to go to get what I want. - Theoden from Embraced: Chained in Darkness

~ Nicholas Bella

You are kind, caring and intrinsically good. I am hateful, vengeful and intrinsically evil.

~ E.l. Wicker

Holly rubs her temples. “Are we talking ... vampires?”Arkady groans. “On, the V-word! Here it comes again.

~ David Mitchell

Tall and built like a dense forest, Clint's broad shoulders made a girl want to learn how to scale trees. Except me. I wanted to start a forest fire.

~ J.c. Mckenzie

Grrrrowpt.” said dead Penelope. Dead Huthbert nodded, and hugged her. She moved his dusty hand from her dusty ass. — BATS 2015

~ Fred Barnett

Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn’t lazy. She was actually dead. — Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett

He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears. — Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett

Purrrrrrrr” Elizabeth kneaded Vlad's pecs. “I hear a Kitty!” Vlad’s eyes sprung open. There was a moment of hurt, of sad. There was no kitty. “You’re teasing me! — Bats

~ Fred Barnett

Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie. — Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett

The moonlight covered the tombstones with an ethereal glow, and the statues above the tombs stood like silent guards waiting for something to happen.

~ Alan Kinross

Gentle With Them Thar Spurs'—a sequel to 'Riders of the Purple Sau-Sage.' Spurs was the feminist novel of its day…which was Tuesday. —Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett

I want you to kiss me, Longinus. Kiss me like this night will never end. If I am going to die, then this is my last request. Will you grant it?

~ Alan Kinross

Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you — especially when they are pleading for their lives. — Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett

Lilith opened the shutters and allowed herself to bathe in the bright moonlight, as it shone across the Highland Glen.

~ Alan Kinross

Music from the party throbs and echoes off the basement walls. I’m not sure how I got here, and I’m certain I don’t know how Charlie ended up on the other side of the room with Guy In Touch With His Emotions. Raising a bottle to my lips, I watch as the guy uncrosses his long legs and recrosses them.His tampon must be killing him.

~ Victoria Scott

Sometimes Death lurks after them for days, weeks, or even months, waiting for their time... Sometimes it doesn’t, and I’ve often raced that omnipresent Reaper to one portion of its work.

~ N.b. Roberts

Yes, I’ve killed! I’ve killed as indiscriminately as God! And yes, I will kill again. I must.

~ N.b. Roberts

The woman turned to me with a pleasant smile on her face. It didn't waiver or look forced, and her expression didn't appear surprised that Paul was married to an African American woman. Point in her favour. If she became freaked out by an interracial relationship, then working for a dead person and a werewolf would be touch.

~ Pepper Pace

The vampires win every time.

~ Peter Watts

...how crazy things have to get before I ended up drooling all over a strait jacket with my name on it at Happyville Manor.

~ Gayla Drummond

The dark-haired clothes horse, who generally meant well, was a dufus, but he was family

~ Tina Folsom

She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie — BATS

~ Fred Barnett

You’re going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F—k Me Heels? — Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett

Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. — Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett

Wichtor’s been cranky ever since a fat vulture roosted on his granite Cârnat, uh, schmekel in 1864 and broke it off. — Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett

Vlad was sexting Elizabeth a picture of his pulă rigiditate, while he told Mina. “I vould like totally hang up on the dude. He’s no Baldwin. — Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett

We won’t be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night. —Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett

I was afraid that your buns were blown all the way to the Bardot Museum in Paris, where they put them on display, and then….” Mina said, “Were they displayed like this? —Bats 2015

~ Fred Barnett

Here's what vampires shouldn't be: pallid detectives that drink Bloody Marys and work only at night; lovelorn southern gentlemen; anorexic teenage girls; boy-toys with big dewy eyes. What should they be? Killers, honey. Stone killers that can't get enough of that tasty Type-A. Bad boys and girls. Hunters. In other words, Midnight America. Red, white and blue, accent on the red. Those vamps got hijacked by a lot of soft-focus ro

~ Stephen King