Alexei Sayle said this quote

Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.

~ Alexei Sayle

...I learned the lesson that, even after the revolution, cool, handsome and confident is always going to beat weird-looking and needy.

~ Alexei Sayle

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

~ Alexei Sayle

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'

~ Alexei Sayle