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Dippy sniffs box. Dippy cannot comprehend challenging concepts such as inside and outside- attempts to balance on folded box edge.Dippy falls off box. Box flips over onto Dippy.As Shakespeare would say There were then divers alarums and great shriekings as of demons or small children under the age of three.

~ Amy Petrie Shaw

She drowned all of the catnip mice in Nike's water bowl and I had to take them away after he began drinking the resulting 'nip tea, wearing overalls, and changing all the songs in my favorites playlist to the Grateful Dead.

~ Amy Petrie Shaw

You know that feeling you get, when the sky has turned green, air raid sirens are blowing, the theme to the Wizard of Oz wafts softly through the air, your neighbor has just blown by backwards on her bicycle, and an ominous funnel cloud is hovering on the horizon?Yeah, that feeling. the one that says that says A picnic! That's what I need to do right about now! What could possible go wrong?

~ Amy Petrie Shaw

Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straight up a curtain.

~ Amy Petrie Shaw