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“ You know you have a gambling problem when it's 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you're walking around going, 'Hey you get the lacrosse scores?' ”

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You haven’t lived till you’ve played Scrabble in a psych ward.

~ Artie Lange

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

~ Artie Lange

When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through.

~ Artie Lange

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

~ Artie Lange