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You haven’t lived till you’ve played Scrabble in a psych ward.

~ Artie Lange

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'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

~ Artie Lange

Artie Lange World Way High

You know you have a gambling problem when it's 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you're walking around going, 'Hey you get the lacrosse scores?'

~ Artie Lange

Artie Lange Book Walking Problem

When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through.

~ Artie Lange

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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

~ Artie Lange

Artie Lange Time Sadness Tragedy

I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.'

~ Artie Lange

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