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“ Do you remember our first kiss? I do. Not a day goes by I don’t think of the feel of that bicuspid against my tongue. It had such a distinctive feel, neither cuspid nor molar…but I’m not sure it knew that – that was what endeared it to me so. It was like the blunted tusk of a wild boar. ”

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I don’t dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I can’t remember having needed, I simply accept. It is the most preferable kind of self-insight: one that does not require any accompanying change in behavior.

~ Benson Bruno

Benson Bruno Acceptance Funny Planes Self Knowledge

A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he stared at the rows of possibilities, sweating profusely. Would he ever bathe again?

~ Benson Bruno

Benson Bruno Consumerism Funny Hygiene

Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.

~ Benson Bruno

Benson Bruno Extinction Funny Penguins

Dear sirs, The cold war isn’t over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting on you.Sincerely,Patriot

~ Benson Bruno

Benson Bruno Cold War Funny Patriotism Sunscreen