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“ Especially well known around the office is my weakness for dyspareunist women. Most people would find such disparity in unity repelling, but it harmonizes perfectly with my personal tastes. ”

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I don’t dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I can’t remember having needed, I simply accept. It is the most preferable kind of self-insight: one that does not require any accompanying change in behavior.

~ Benson Bruno

Benson Bruno Acceptance Funny Planes Self Knowledge

A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he stared at the rows of possibilities, sweating profusely. Would he ever bathe again?

~ Benson Bruno

Benson Bruno Consumerism Funny Hygiene

Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.

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Benson Bruno Extinction Funny Penguins

Dear sirs, The cold war isn’t over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting on you.Sincerely,Patriot

~ Benson Bruno

Benson Bruno Cold War Funny Patriotism Sunscreen