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“ I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda. ”

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The greatest testament of a life lived is to be missed when you are gone. It is not something you can plan for or buy ahead of time. It is a sentiment that comes freely from the lives you touch in positive ways.

~ Brian Maclearn

Love isn't something to be given on whim, or shelved when it isn't convenient. Love is gift, a promise, and a belief in another person. If you treat it as such, it will fulfill you always

~ Brian Maclearn

If love is like driving a car, then I must be the worst driver in the world. I missed all the signs and ended up lost.

~ Brian Maclearn

The moment after being let go, when we can finally let it go, is the moment when love once again has hope.

~ Brian Maclearn