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“ He felt water run down his back from the damp brickwork he was sitting against, and as he worried distantly about corrosion he realised you can always fall a little further. A moment ago he thought he'd bottomed out, but now he was concerned about personal rust. Mother of fuck. ”

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Just for a while: Death's opening chat-up line in His great seduction, before he drugged you with soporific comforts, distracted you with minor luxuries and ensnared you with long-term payment plans.Join the Rat Race just for a while.Concentrate on your career just for a while.Move in with your girlfriend just for a while.Find a bigger place, out in the burbs just for a while.Lie down in that wooden box just for a while.

~ Christopher Brookmyre

People didn't really like McDonald's, same as her mum didn't really like Catholicism, but when you were new in town, at least it was a known quantity. So that'll be a Quarter-Pounder and a Communion Wafer meal-deal to go.

~ Christopher Brookmyre

Is it colour?’‘Oh yes.’‘You don’t let me down.You are my ambassador to pr0n, man.

~ Christopher Brookmyre

I suppose there are some advantages to this place,' he admitted. 'I bet it's fucking raining in Stirling.

~ Christopher Brookmyre